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Are you kidding me? This is a joke right?
Didn't know she had a thing for tractors. But she is from Texas, I guess.
Oscar-winning actress Renee Zellweger and country music star Kenny Chesney were married Monday in a small ceremony on the island of St. John in the U.S. Virgin Islands, a publicist for Zellweger said.
The ceremony took place in front of close friends and family, Los Angeles-based publicist Nanci Ryder said in a statement. The bride wore a Carolina Herrera dress, she added.
It was the first marriage for both.
The couple met at the Concert of Hope tsunami relief benefit Jan. 15, where Chesney was singing and Zellweger was answering telephones, the syndicated TV show "The Insider" reported.
Chesney, 37, lives on St. John, while Zellweger, who turned 36 two weeks ago, is from Katy, Texas.
Zellweger won a best supporting actress Oscar in 2004 for "Cold Mountain." She was nominated for Oscars for her work in "Chicago" and "Bridget Jones's Diary."
Chesney currently has two albums on Billboard's top 10 country albums chart, and his single "Anything But Mine" is No. 6 on the magazine's hot country songs list.
Chesney was named Country Music Association entertainer of the year in November, and his "When The Sun Goes Down" was named album of the year. His other hits include "Me and You" and "She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy."
According to Country Weekly magazine, Chesney long ago named Zellweger as his favorite actress and was inspired to write his 1999 hit "You Had Me From Hello" after seeing her in "Jerry Maguire."
Zellweger appeared at a recent Chesney concert in Jacksonsville, Fla., presenting him with a margarita and a kiss on stage, Country Weekly magazine reported.
Zellweger has dated White Stripes singer Jack White and "Me, Myself & Irene" co-star Jim Carrey.
Didn't know she had a thing for tractors. But she is from Texas, I guess.
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Okay. *I* heard today that she was dating some fellow named Damien Rice(?) until breaking up with him just 2 weeks ago! I'm very National Enquirer about this right now, not caring if my facts are correct and such. Someone should get to the bottom of this!
And, WG, because I believe that when you share horror with someone, it becomes less horrible, I have to dump this on you, for *my* sake. (He he)
Of course, you're probably aware of the Katie Holmes/Tom Cruise thing. Well, has he taken a gander at these yet?
http://hammertoes.notlong.com/
And I think I'm counting only 4 toes on that right foot. Am I wrong?!
Help me!
1) Agent Jones has never had the best taste or staying power. (Like THIS is a news alert.) In short, I wouldn't be surprised.
2)OH.
MY...
UM.
No, there's only *squint* 4 little piggies there. But by the looks of it, "wee-wee-wee" had a reason to cry.
Theories on proported (if not PhotoShop-ed) toejam:
a) She's a dancer/athlete who prefers the "natural" state of her feet-us.
b) She had a toe removed on the advice of her publicist in order to fit into those restricitve but oh-so-cute Blahniks
c) She lost it in a "Cat's Eye" sort of stop-smoking therapy program
d) Tom has her REALLY turned on to Scientology, and this is post-"L. Ron Hubbard blood letting ritual" footage.
Hmmm...
Yeah, with you on the tabloids thing. I don't actually *have* a subscription to any of them... People, US Weekly, Star and the occasional In Touch just naturally jump into my lap when I'm *trying* to finish Foust.
Faust, whatever... GOSH!
Okay. I went back again to look at those toes! I'm trying to give her the benefit of the doubt here, but, seriously -- and sing this with me because I know you can:
"Moses supposes her toeses are grossest!"
If you squint, I think that little pie-slice nubbin at the end of the toe row is, perhaps, her pinky toe.
What say you?
I scrutinized it a bit and thought the same thing you did -- at first. "Maybe its just sort of tucked under there, all shy-like, afraid to venture out beyond the rest for fear of being smothered in jam. Hey, maybe it's just small to begin with, and is kinda' crammed in by her fashionable foot restraints."
But no, looks like it's either been PhotoShop-ed or is altogether MIA.
*chester chooses chestnuts...*
WG
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