Going To My Happy Place

It is Tuesday. I am not here. I am not mired in the middle of quags of paperwork. I am not scheduled for any meetings with representatives from anywhere.

I am gone. I am at the beach. My favorite beach. On the bay in a sea kayak, paddling out to the sandbars through the sawgrass. The wind is soft, the water perfect. There are few other boats. No wakes to dodge. The waves are lulling. I am floating. Bobbing on the salt water. Porpoises swim past and pelicans dive for their lunch. I am miles away...

Could some one get the blinking phone, please?! I am in the middle of a meeting!! *Dammit!*

Maybe if I close my eyes they'll go away.