Why Do Bad Things Always Happen in Trailer Parks?

Looks like he's not going to be going to the 2009 Prom:

Police have arrested a 28-year-old man they say shot his 14-year-old girlfriend Wednesday evening in Blacksburg.

Michael Paul Collins was arrested shortly before noon today at an apartment in the Cedar Hill complex, across Blacksburg from the Clayton Estates mobile home park where he is accused of shooting the 14-year-old. Collins was charged with aggravated malicious wounding, a class II felony.

Now if he'd been her gym teacher, this relationship would have been a problem.