Royal Watch: The Hats That Ate Great Britain

Again, the girls at Go Fug Yourself have coverage of this unnatural disaster.

Aw, the Mad Hatter's mistress showed up at Camilla's wedding:

Sophie, Sophie, Sophie. C'mon, honey -- what's hidden up in there? Your stash? The Dormouse?

And again:

I'm not sure what that is on her head -- it's a hat; it's a gold-painted model of an atom; it's a hidden weapon that, when thrown, decapitates your foe; it's the world's most untimely bubble-gum accident and there wasn't a nearby pair of scissors with which to cut out the tangle... The list goes on.

What the had isn't, is attractive. Everyone around her needs to watch out -- that thing could severely injure someone's precious, precious eyes. Don't get too close, for the love of God.

Love these girls! They bring the full-on snark-fest every time. But they are not completely perfect pitched -- they DO applaud the folks who make good common sense fashion choices. Enjoy, readers. Enjoy.