Memo to Word Girl: Perhaps You Should Have Suspected the Fiancee, not the Fiance

Looks like this woman was more Julia Roberts than Lori Hacking:

A Georgia bride-to-be who vanished just days before her wedding turned up in New Mexico and fabricated a tale of abduction before admitting Saturday that she got cold feet and "needed some time alone," police said.

Jennifer Wilbanks, 32, was in police custody more than 1,420 miles from her home on what was supposed to be her wedding day Saturday.

"It turns out that Miss Wilbanks basically felt the pressure of this large wedding and could not handle it," said Randy Belcher, the police chief in Duluth, Ga., the Atlanta suburb where Wilbanks lives with her fiance. He said there would be no criminal charges.

Wilbanks had called her fiance, John Mason, from a pay phone late Friday and told him that she had been kidnapped three days earlier while jogging, authorities said. Her family rejoiced that she was safe, telling reporters that the media coverage apparently got to the kidnappers.

Memo to Teflon: You Suck
I said they should focus on him, get all the vitals, if nothing else than to rule him out. 'Member?
So my gut was wrong on this one... Yeah, so? Must be the pollen. My apologies to John Mason. Sorry, dude. I was wrong. You need full, complete unabashed clearance. Especially in light of the wacko airhead you're engaged to. Yikes.
A thousand apologies,
WG