Eat Another Ho-Ho
...'cause the CDC said being overweight's only the SEVENTH leading cause of death in America:
I'm washing down my third tub of Crisco with a bottle of Wesson Oil as we speak.
Being overweight is nowhere near as big a killer as the government thought, ranking No. 7 instead of No. 2 among the nation's leading preventable causes of death, according to a startling new calculation from the CDC.
I'm washing down my third tub of Crisco with a bottle of Wesson Oil as we speak.

1 Comments:
Teflon -- Good. I can eat another one of my Carmel Shame Smushies -- chocolate covered soft carmels with a twisty pretzel smushed into their lucious, gooey folds.
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