What If Bonzo Doesn't Want To Go To Bed?

This makes you really respect Ronald Reagan for having the guts to costar with Bonzo:

The Davises were at Animal Haven Ranch, in a canyon 30 miles east of Bakersfield, to celebrate the birthday of Moe, a 39-year-old chimpanzee who was taken from their suburban Los Angeles home in 1999 after biting off part of a woman's finger.

The couple had brought Moe a cake and were standing outside his cage when Buddy and Ollie, two of the four chimpanzees in the adjoining cage, attacked St. James Davis, said Steve Martarano, a spokesman for the state Department of Fish and Game. Moe was not involved in the attack.

Dr. Maureen Martin of Kern Medical Center told KGET-TV of Bakersfield that the monkeys chewed most of Davis' face off and that he would require extensive surgery in an attempt to reattach his nose. Chealander told The Bakersfield Californian that the chimps also tore off Davis' testicles and foot.

WG:
And we evolved from these creatures? Riiiiight.
The end of the article is the best part, though. Davis, after the incident in which "Moe" bit off part of a woman's finger (and certainly BEFORE he was attacked himself), was quoted as saying:

"Animals bite, people bite, Mike Tyson bites. So what?"

Still, you know some animal rights activist idiots will be hacked off because these vicious animals were shot and killed. *Sigh*