We Read Lefty Propaganda So You Don't Have To: The Democratic Underground
Okay, I'm going into the belly of the beast.
Here're ten topics currently being discussed over at the Democratic Underground:
1. Is Bill Frist seeking higher office?
You mean he could hurt the GOP even more somehow?
2. 66 Frenchmen charged with child molestation.
In France for once, not in Africa.
3. 4 Mounties killed in marijuana raid.
Of course, they might have had the opportunity to lay down their lives in a raid on prescription drugs bound for America had marijuana only been legalized...waitaminute, isn't it already legal in enlightened Canada?
4. The American military is working on a weapon to remotely deal excruciating pain from 2 kilometers away.
Color me a cynic, but somehow I don't think it's practical to make speakers loud enough to hear Ashlee Simpson from that distance.
5. Bush reassures CIA employees about Agency.
If they were any good at their jobs, they'd already know what Bush planned to do with them.
6. Senator Clinton wants to see Syria punished, much to the DUers dismay.
Might I suggest she punish them with her presence?
7. Conservative columnist Joseph Perkins resigns.
Did Karl Rove have a hand in this to cover up his role in Gannongate, JFK's assassination, and the XYZ Affair?
8. Honduras ratifies the Central American Free Trade Agreement, prompting a DUer to lament, "There go the jobs...again."
If the DUers jobs are so terrible, why do all these people seem to want them?
9. Whistle blown on head of whistleblower agency.
Why did I think this was about Charlie Sheen hitting the escort services again?
10. Autism rises in Japan despite ban on measles, mumps, and rubella vaccinations.
Curiously, measles, mumps, and rubella also rose.
Pretty tame over there---glad I got in and got out without needing to wear my tinfoil hat disguise.
Here're ten topics currently being discussed over at the Democratic Underground:
1. Is Bill Frist seeking higher office?
You mean he could hurt the GOP even more somehow?
2. 66 Frenchmen charged with child molestation.
In France for once, not in Africa.
3. 4 Mounties killed in marijuana raid.
Of course, they might have had the opportunity to lay down their lives in a raid on prescription drugs bound for America had marijuana only been legalized...waitaminute, isn't it already legal in enlightened Canada?
4. The American military is working on a weapon to remotely deal excruciating pain from 2 kilometers away.
Color me a cynic, but somehow I don't think it's practical to make speakers loud enough to hear Ashlee Simpson from that distance.
5. Bush reassures CIA employees about Agency.
If they were any good at their jobs, they'd already know what Bush planned to do with them.
6. Senator Clinton wants to see Syria punished, much to the DUers dismay.
Might I suggest she punish them with her presence?
7. Conservative columnist Joseph Perkins resigns.
Did Karl Rove have a hand in this to cover up his role in Gannongate, JFK's assassination, and the XYZ Affair?
8. Honduras ratifies the Central American Free Trade Agreement, prompting a DUer to lament, "There go the jobs...again."
If the DUers jobs are so terrible, why do all these people seem to want them?
9. Whistle blown on head of whistleblower agency.
Why did I think this was about Charlie Sheen hitting the escort services again?
10. Autism rises in Japan despite ban on measles, mumps, and rubella vaccinations.
Curiously, measles, mumps, and rubella also rose.
Pretty tame over there---glad I got in and got out without needing to wear my tinfoil hat disguise.
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