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John Kerry, in an exclusive interview with high ranking officials of MoltenThought, has positively identified John Adam, the American soldier identified on the Islamic radical website as having been captured by Iraqi insurgents, as the Special Forces operative working for the CIA who he helped run guns to the Khmer Rouge in Cambodia back in 1968.

"Teresa and I are praying for the safe return of John Adam. I'd like to give him his hat back," Senator Kerry would likely have been quoted as saying.