Oh, Jacko. Jacko, Jacko, Jacko...

Seems as if another "flu bug" has the King of Pop out of action for jury selection. I have it on good sources that not only is he not sick, he's also pulled this gag before.

Jacko: We're not buying it this time. You're actually going to have to go to school today. Stop with the tummy ache already, 'kay?