My, Mrs. Cleaver, You're Looking Awfully Nice Today...

From Channel 9 News in Colorado (hat tip: Drudge)

ARVADA, Colo. (AP) - A 40-year-old Arvada woman who police say wanted to be seen
as a, "cool mom", is suspected of supplying drugs and alcohol to high school
boys, and having sex with them.
Sylvia Johnson faces charges of sexual
assault and contributing to the delinquency of a minor.
Police say she had
parties for the boys almost every week between October 2003 and October 2004.
She's accused of giving them marijuana, methamphetamine and alcohol.
Investigators said Johnson told them she wasn't popular in high school, but
recently felt like "one of the group."
Police began investigating her after
one of the boys told his mother about the alleged encounters.
A preliminary
hearing in the case is set for next month.

I knew that Eddie Haskell was up to no good.

Update:
On second thought, the horror---the horror!