John Podhoretz Vies for Snark of the Year Honors

If you didn't catch John Podhoretz in the NY Post today, you missed a Snark of Epic Proportions (SOEP):

There are literally millions of Americans who are unhappy today because millions of Iraqis went to the polls yesterday. And why? Because this isn't just a success for Bush. It's a huge win. It's a colossal vindication.

It's a big fat gigantic winning vindication of the guy that the Moores and Kennedys and millions of others still can't believe anybody voted for.

And they know it.

And it's killing them.

He calls out the usual suspect by name (and nickname!), but then absolutely sticks the landing:

Yesterday was a day for Democrats and opponents of George W. Bush to swallow their bile and retract their claws and join just for a moment in celebration of an amazing and thrilling human drama in a land that has seen more than its share of thrilling human drama over the past 5,000 years.

But you just couldn't do it, could you?

Losers.

One day, medical science will find some way for me to have John Podhoretz' baby.